Becky and I were talking about the things they need to invent for parents. The things that would make life so much easier!
1- A window that separates drivers from the passengers (like in a limo)… or in this case: the parents from the noise coming from the back seat. Put our four in the back, with two friends… and I can promise you that you would want this, too. Loud singing, laughing and silliness is magnified.
2- An instant washer & dryer – 5 minutes in, 5 minutes out.
3- A Folding Machine. Becky & I never understood this… you’ve got a washer, a dryer… what about a folder?
4- Car Insta-Clean. Put it up to the door & push GO and watch everything get sucked into it (all garbage, shoes left in the back seat, wrappers, pencils… everything)
5- Translator for two year olds. Toddler says: “Ba Ba Do Du Dog me me I Bark op me do ha” Machine says: “Mom, today I heard the Dog bark and it was so funny!”
6- Toy finder. “Mom! I can’t find my ____” Enter the toy finder. Enter the description and size and wah-lah.. toy is found! Presto! Think “Find my iPhone” but this one is “Find my kid’s toy”
7- Blankey finder. Same as toy finder, but for the much-loved blankey or lovee.
8- Insta-stool. A stool that folds up to the size of a phone, but opens to a normal stool. You can use it at public restrooms for hand-washing, at water fountains (at all of those places, where we hold them up, but they end up getting their shirts wet from leaning on the sink/fountain).
9- The 10 minute store delivery service. Call. Order your groceries. Delivered in 10 minutes flat. I think we would all tip very well for this service. This would also include an option for a drive-thru express grocery store. Where you can get milk, eggs, syrup (that was me this morning!) in a flash. It would be like driving up to get your Diet Coke from McDonalds.
10 – Shoe magnets. Once off their feet… Snap! They automatically match with their pair and straight in their designated bin. It would be like a Robot vacuum. It does its job and goes back to its station when finished.
Can you think of anymore?
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